Tuesday, July 05, 2005

I survived the weekend!!

Screw this!!!

OK, how would you like to come back to work after a great holiday weekend just to find out you have to move to another office. Well Big Homie fans that is just what happened today. We have the perfect set up here, an estrogen free room, just 3 of us in this room, me, Little Homie, and Jeff. The famous CIG Sample Team!! We even have a nice window to look out of. Now we are going to have to move back into a room filled with nagging women who talk like they are all deaf. I think I would rather have bamboo slivers under my fingernails then be back in that room. This is going to make me lose my hair!! BWAH!!!!

OK now lets talk about the weekend. Here is a recipe for a great weekend.

We start off the weekend with a night at the Overpass Bar. Great music, great friends and a few beers equals and nice Friday night. Then we add a good helping of a party Saturday night. A friend of ours Kim had a BBQ party. The three of us Homies, me, Dan, and Shannon, a special visit from our friend Kelly, and a group of Kim's friends had a nice Saturday night. We threw a Frisbee around, played some cards and watched the movie Team America, that movie is still as funny as the first time we watched it. Derka, Derka, Derka good times had by all. Then you top it off with an even better Sunday, which consists of a large boat, a large quantity of beer, 2 of my best friends, some topless woman, some fireworks, and let the party begin. My Little Homie has a cousin with a very large boat at the marina in Bay City near Hooters. We were invited to party with them Sunday and watch the fireworks from the boat. The party got off to a rough start when Shannon almost fell of the dock and hurt himself real good, a huge scrap on his wrist, 3 huge knots on his chin and 2 hands full of slivers from the dock. Once we did some battle field triage on him we got back to partying. The weather was perfect, nice and hot so you guessed it, all kind of eye candy for the 3 Homies to look at. We took many walks around the docks and even ran into a guy I graduated with from high school. Wow, small world, I have not seen this guy in 21 years and he walked right up to me and knew who I was, even with me wearing a hat and sun glasses he knew who I was. Hi Randy, nice to see you again bro!! After some good food and a few beers it was dark and the fireworks were on, good show Bay City. After the fireworks we waited on the boat for the traffic to clear out and while we were waiting the show began. A couple girls about 4 boats down started taking off their shirts, but only if they saw skin first, so of course I took one for the team and with a big spot light on me I dropped trou and gave the marina a large dose of Big Homie ass. :o) But it was all worth it when the girls once again took off their shirts. I can't think of anything better to put the spring back in a mans step then that, can you boys?? Then once the show was over it was time for us to try and get out of the city and head home. If any of you have ever been to the fireworks in Bay City you all know how muck a cluster fuck it is to get out of there. Well my Homie Shannon took the matter into his own hands and and got us out of there in no time, many laws and traffic violations accumulated. We were stuck in Vet's Part near the overpass when Shannon decided to drive up the embankment and do a Dukes of Hazard over the curb and into traffic, he cut a good hour out of our waiting time. Nice driving Homie!!

And that was pretty much it for the weekend, did some laundry on Monday and watched a little TV. So I hope you all had a great holiday weekend and I hope this weeks goes by fast.

Later..

~Don~